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[bemyused]

[Hey, guess who's back from his mallynapping? This little critterpuff!

Aside from being a bit cold and rather (okay, very) hungry, though, he seems like he got off unscathed from his month-long stay at Hotel Malnosso.

That is, until he opens his mouth sounding like Benedict Cumberbatch. He hasn't changed his quirky speech patterns or anything; he just happens to sound like a British Sex God now instead of a magical girl mascot. Creepy.

Stalk him down at any of the food places or run into him around the village and boggle at the creampuff's new voice.]

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Comments

[bemyused]

[Ooh, is that Usagi he sees in the okonomiyaki shop? He should talk to her. Even if his voice is kind of weird now. So he waddles over to where she's sitting.]

Myu, hi, Usagi!

[lunas]

[ ... Why is this weird voice talking to her. In fact, where is it coming from?

She looks down, and that's when she spots Pommy. ]

Oh, hi! Pommy! ... Um, did you just hear that weird voice too?

[bemyused]

[Pommy looks a little sheepish.]

Sorry, myu, that was Pommy. The Malnosso did something weird to Pommy's voice.

[lunas]

A-ack--

[ Looking a little sheepish now, but.. well, it's Usagi, so she perks up in no time at all. ]

Well, that's.. okay! It sounds a little weird, but it's not like you could help it, right?

[bemyused]

[Don't mind him, he's going to scramble up a nearby chair before climbing onto the table so he doesn't have to crane his...erm...body back too much to talk to Usagi.]

True...but Pommy doesn't understand why they did it in the first place! Pommy liked his own voice just fine.

[lunas]

Maybe it'll change back soon? It seems like some sort of prank..

[ her expression turns a bit curious, and she leans closer to Pommy as if to see if there's anything else wrong with him. ]

[bemyused]

[Pommy just tilts his head a little, gazing back at her curiously.]

Myu?

[lunas]

Um.. are you okay aside from that though, Pommy? I mean.. you never know what they could have done aside from your voice..

[bemyused]

[He waves a round pink paw.] Pommy's fine, Pommy thinks. Pommy doesn't feel any different!

[lunas]

Hmm, that's right.. [ she nods to herself a little. ] And you still remember your name too, that's a good thing..

[bemyused]

Has Usagi ever been kidnapped by the Malnosso before?

[lunas]

Hmm, one time. [ not that she'll say much about it except that. ]

That was around the same time as Ami-chan.

[bemyused]

Ami-chan... [Faint memory of an introduction.] Is that Mizuno? Pommy knows her.

[lunas]

Huh? Mizuno..? Yeah, that's her last name! [ ponder.. ] Why don't you call her by her first name, though?

[bemyused]

Pommy thought "Mizuno" was her first name...she didn't tell Pommy otherwise.

[lunas]

[ oh no, don't give her that sad look.. ]

I-- it's okay, Pommy! I know Ami-chan is a bit shy, so she usually lets people call her by her last name.. but her name is Ami-chan, Ami-chan!

[bemyused]

Ami-chan, huh? Pommy will call her that, then. [He's so used to "Mizuno" though...]

Anyway, what're you eating? [He peers at her plate.]

[lunas]

Ah, just pancakes! I thought I would keep it simple, you know? Except it's so nice to put some syrup on them and all..

[ don't get her started about food, she already forgot what they were talking about earlier. ]

[bemyused]

[Who cares what they were talking about earlier? FOOD!]

Myu, those pancakes look really good...you should put butter on them, too! And maybe some fruit like strawberries.

[lunas]

[ food solves all the problems ever! ]

Pommy, those are really good suggestions.. aah, now they'll be even more delicious! I'll devour all of them!

[bemyused]

[Devouring sounds like a good idea right now. Pommy calls over a waitress and orders a huge stack of pancakes, with butter, syrup, fruit, and whipped cream. And a plate of scrambled eggs on the side. He is hungry.]

Myu, Pommy definitely missed the food here! The stuff at the Malnosso place was disgusting.

[lunas]

[ These two will slowly devour all the food in the village together.. But Usagi is happily nomming away, even talking with her mouth full as she chews. ]

Yeah, it is, isn't it? [ munch munch ] I was there before too and it's so gross, I can't believe they only have that kind of food!

[bemyused]

It's stupid! You'd think the Malnosso would have better food if they could make Luceti a nice place.

[lunas]

Hmm.. You know, maybe the Malnosso just have a whole different way of tasting than we do! You know, just how like rich people always like that icky expensive kind of food.