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[bemyused]

[Hey, guess who's back from his mallynapping? This little critterpuff!

Aside from being a bit cold and rather (okay, very) hungry, though, he seems like he got off unscathed from his month-long stay at Hotel Malnosso.

That is, until he opens his mouth sounding like Benedict Cumberbatch. He hasn't changed his quirky speech patterns or anything; he just happens to sound like a British Sex God now instead of a magical girl mascot. Creepy.

Stalk him down at any of the food places or run into him around the village and boggle at the creampuff's new voice.]

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[titango.livejournal.com]

[CRITTERPUFF! Robin's been concerned. He first spots Pommy near the grocery store and approaches from behind, offering a banana from a high shelf. Pommy always seems to be interested in food; why would today be any different?]

How're you feeling?

[bemyused]

[Pommy's eyes light up when he sees Robin. Or the banana. One or the other. Or both.]

Oh, hi, Robin! Pommy's feeling fine, myu.

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[Anise is at the bakery when she catches sight of the cute critter. She waves at once, grinning wildly.]

Pommy! I haven't seen you in awhile!

[mush-monarch.livejournal.com]

[Oh Pommy, Peach missed you so much! She rushes to his side.]

Ah, Pommy, is that you? I'm so glad you are OK!

This is the best post-mallynap effect ever

[talontrot]

[Leave it to Kazooie to notice Pommy in a routine Glide-by of the village's rooftops. She'd honestly been worried... a month is a long time to be gone.

So she alights near Pommy immediately, grin wide.]

Hey, Pomster! You're back! ... And in one piece, looks like!

[lunas]

[ You might find Usagi munching away happily in one of the food places, Pommy.

... She's too busy vacuuming all that food to pay attention to the critter just yet, though. ]

[bemyused]

[Pommy returns the grin and the wave.]

Hi, Anise! Pommy missed you!

[bemyused]

Myu, hi, Peach! Pommy's glad to be back -- it was kind of boring over there with the Malnosso guys!

I try my best |D

[bemyused]

[Pommy's a little startled when Kazooie lands beside him, but he's happy to see her.]

Yup! It wasn't so bad being with the Malnosso.

[bemyused]

[Ooh, is that Usagi he sees in the okonomiyaki shop? He should talk to her. Even if his voice is kind of weird now. So he waddles over to where she's sitting.]

Myu, hi, Usagi!

\o/!!!

[talontrot]

[The moment that weirdly-deep voice comes out of Pommy, Kazooie startles back a little.]

... What the heck did they do to your voice?!

[... Seriously. That is really really weird coming out of someone so small and fluffy-looking.]

[lunas]

[ ... Why is this weird voice talking to her. In fact, where is it coming from?

She looks down, and that's when she spots Pommy. ]

Oh, hi! Pommy! ... Um, did you just hear that weird voice too?

[bemyused]

Myuuu...Pommy doesn't know. Pommy didn't sound like this before the Malnosso took him back here!

[bemyused]

[Pommy looks a little sheepish.]

Sorry, myu, that was Pommy. The Malnosso did something weird to Pommy's voice.

[lunas]

A-ack--

[ Looking a little sheepish now, but.. well, it's Usagi, so she perks up in no time at all. ]

Well, that's.. okay! It sounds a little weird, but it's not like you could help it, right?

[bemyused]

[Don't mind him, he's going to scramble up a nearby chair before climbing onto the table so he doesn't have to crane his...erm...body back too much to talk to Usagi.]

True...but Pommy doesn't understand why they did it in the first place! Pommy liked his own voice just fine.

[titango.livejournal.com]

[Well then, Robin will gladly kneel down so it's easier to reach. Though he'll stop for a minute to evaluate DAT VOICE.]

Are.. you sure? You sound like you've got a cold.

[bemyused]

[He takes the banana and begins peeling it. With his round, fingerless paws. Somehow.]

No...the Malnosso did something weird to Pommy's voice. Pommy doesn't know why.

[titango.livejournal.com]

[Robin's seen weirder things. He doesn't question the physics.]

I'm sure they had their reasons. ...Is that the worst thing that happened while you were gone?

[lunas]

Maybe it'll change back soon? It seems like some sort of prank..

[ her expression turns a bit curious, and she leans closer to Pommy as if to see if there's anything else wrong with him. ]

[bemyused]

[Pommy chews on the banana for a bit, thinking.]

Well...they made Pommy try to learn something called algebra. That was so boring!

[bemyused]

[Pommy just tilts his head a little, gazing back at her curiously.]

Myu?

[talontrot]

Well, uh. That's creepy. Seriously, have the Malnosso-guys not got anything better to do or what?

... At the least they coulda given you some cool power to go with it...

[What a rip-off.]

[titango.livejournal.com]

[Robin tries to suppress a hint of a smile at that.] Well that kind of stuff is really difficult. It didn't hurt your head too much, did it?

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[...]

[Uh.]

Pommy, what happened to your voice?